White people: haha can I pour this water in your hair
White people: wow this unseasoned chicken is spicy... Is this cajun? Is this some bayou recipe?
White people: want some of my lemon water
White people: my hair turns into an afro too you know
White people: hey do you like my new jelly sandals
White people: I'm not even white I'm like 1/36th Cherokee
White people: it's not even cold it's like 25 degrees fahrenheit
White people: omg I hate my mom she forgot to freeze my gogurt!! I'm so neglected
White people: people in Africa inspire me I mean wow that's such an uncivilized country! Also I bet lions can get into their grass huts so easily
Me: .....................
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